i want to be waterboarded, just to see what all the fuss is about
He is such a gentleman, he paid for my plan b
Short Circuit remake moving forward, David Carradine dead by his own hand. Come home soon, society deteriorating rapidly. Nation's capitol likely not safe.
P.S. I can't hear my feet
her dad is making me watch Glen Beck, i only agreed because i penetrated his daughter earlier.
she wouldn't stop crying, so we sang her to sleep. i'm guessing you will find her in the same position by the toilet in the morning. night.
we bribed her with croutons and jello shots.
There is a full size piano in the middle of our road. Please tell me you had nothing to do with this.
Hey to make you feel better about last night, I just shit my pants.
She cracked her neck before the blowjob and I knew shit just got real.
Ps you missed quite a show. I was for some reason whipping my hair back and forth and head butted the tip jar. It shattered and now I have a circular bruise on my forehead. All the bartenders hit the floor to get all the quarters.
FUCK... Pulled a chick from the bar went to her house passed out on the shitter. She lives in a house full of girls. They were making poop jokes as i left
There's always a silver lining when massive voluptuous tits are involved
We didn't get home until 4 am. Her mom let us in, confessed that she had sex with someone she worked with and said he had a small penis. I love this family.
Is 6 weeks really a benchmark now?
Ask me in 6 more weeks, when they're in a bisexual polycule.
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