Never forget that any girl can get her way if she puts her vagina on the table.
i wonder if she gts uncomfortable walkin bu when she knows we all know what her pussy tastes like
Handle of 100 proof captain dressed like a pilgrim here we go
Can u check his last FB check in, then come pick me up from there. Blame it on the tequila
He counted every piece of macaroni in the box and then faceplanted into the bowl
hungover waitressing a bar association event. im being judged by actual judges.
No padding. I spent my whole summer with my nips out. October don't need that too.
I just got head while watching air force one. Harrison ford would be proud.
Nope. I've found you care about two things in life: your momma and spreading your seed.
After I was kicked out of the last frat I blacked out, woke up in the hospital with no clothes no phone and no idea what happened last night. But i got hospital socks, thats a win in my book.
i swear i was one second from getting his number and then the shrooms kicked in
I just found weed in my bra #magicboobs2k16
I'm only gonna ask u this once. Y is there a picture of u only in superman underwear rubbin ur nipple on facebook????
Uh I can actually explain that one..
I woke up at her place in a kids bed hearing Sesame Street. She doesn't have kids!
ill let you put your finger in a lot of things. but a ring is not one of them.
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