My mom foundout about my dui nd just called me to come home. I just took acid like 30 min ago. Wht should i do?
new number. flushed my phone last night when i puked, made B help me look for it for 2 hours.
i spent my evening searching "the sims having sex" on youtube
we're no longer friends
i spent 15 mins trying to take money out of ATM with my drivers license saying, "what the fuckkkk" everytime it didnt work
on a side note you can NOT make bong water out of a pear
so jimmy johns showed up at our party last night. our house is sponsored now. living the dream.
Pregnancy scare over. Let the cockfest begin.
Who would we be if we didn't go out to drink during finals week? NOBODY
Hahhaha I literally just rolled outta bed and went to get beer in my pj's and slippers. God I love graduating
It's like I just got slapped in the face with the cock of nostalgia.
I went to pick my brother up downtown and I stopped at a red light a homeless old man comes up knocks on the window shows me his penis and then screams money
I got to see some gay bartender let a girl with daddy issues whip Travis in the balls with his own belt. Totally worth it.
Also, you need to stop getting hammered and taking showers with people.
My new favorite word is dickbag. I think its relevant here. And I say that with all the love in the world.
Ok so I need a recap of last night...
YOU SPENT SIX DOLLARS AT NICKEL BEER NIGHT!!! How's that
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