Public safety found my id!
And i can't find my bra so i'm assuming they found my bra with my id which would explain the disapproving tone the lady on the phone had.
so my car got towed last night. I didnt know it cost 118 dollars to have a college experience
i don't think my family understands the severity of a twenty first birthday.
she acted like she'd never seen someone do speed off of a desk with a rolled up receipt. and she calls herself a grad student.
dude, you cant keep using "she roofied me" as an excuse to bang all these fat chicks
Wierdest expirience of my life this girl literally just knocked on my door at 140am to blow me in the shower. Idk what im doing but im doing it right
I'm more of a 'talk at me while I stare at you' kinda girl.
can i bring anything?
Any of the following: Sex doll, side dish, fruits/vegetables that look like dildos, beer
is there a theme i should know about?
I'm tired of being known as the Great Giver Goddess of the Almighty Pity Bone.
I don't know how to reply to him. 'I'm glad the ecstasy my friend tricked you into taking wore off'...? It just doesn't seem sincere
I say camping because "let's go get hammered in the woods" sounds kinda fucking weird to be honest.
Went upstairs to make PopTarts, found the door open. Shut it. Saw a grey thing. Opened the door, found a girl sleeping outside. What the fuck happened last nigh
How much have you had to drink?
Qhaghao Oslo?
That seems like quite a lot.
Is it acceptable to bring pot to a funeral or am I going to have to do this shit sober?
I regret nothing
Not even Married Dan?
I regret one thing
Randomize
