NASCAR RACE 2010 NO REGRETZZZ!!!
It is literally 8 in the morning.
dizzyuy bat. 3.453 lkos. hoit sx, now im single. blackouteed
I hope you realize, I'm counting on you as my wingman next semester. It's your turn to advertise another man's penis. I did my tour all freshman year.
What's life without a lamp shade you wore home?
i refuse to be around anyone not wearing a sombrero...its cinco de mayo
Don't forget ur talking to the master juggler. Remember that time I slept with 3 guys and made them all pay for plan b? Paid the rent didn't I?
I'd like to believe that in some alternate universe we are living this wonderful lesbian life together..
If you were more comfortable around gay men, then you too could get wasted at the gay dance club and go home with hot girls.
The ecstacy made me so dehydrated I started licking condensation off car windows
Oh goddamn. That a super downer Tuesday reality right there. Just hit me with the cold, hard, nasty facts.
I don't really care where everyone ended up, but is everyone alive and not in jail?
Not in jail
Alive?
Would you laugh at me if I told you I think I burned my nipples?
He asked if I could not say his name during sex cause he liked the girl in the apartment above me.
She puked on the floor because she said she really liked to clean.
we went to the skate park then back to her house for dinner, and somehow that ended with her making me blueberry pancakes at 2am
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