I swear she didn't look like that last week.
He cooked the food on a paper plate in the oven.
Only you could turn Mozart into a stripper song.
it was frightening. in my opinion the only thing that should resemble a vagina is a vagina.
well, it ended with me crying outside the strip club saying i don't want to be 21 anymoree. i'd say it was a great 21st birthday.
It took my four years to get this degree, and 4 hours to lose it, My parents are not impressed.
Your braces fetish is going to end up biting you in the dick.
he matches the description of mystery hookup #2, 4, and 7
Did you guys have sex yet? And don't worry, I broke the ice already by sending this to both of you. So you can just jump right into it. You're welcome.
I'm supposed to be maturing, but no instead I'll be shitting my pants in Delaware for my 30th.
Hahahaha nah you won't shit your pants - but you will fully try mushrooms.
I only had ten dollars. So leave it to Katie to somehow makeout with the bartender, on his shift mind you, and get free drinks.
It's so hard to fall asleep when I can hear your genitals smacking against hers. I hate you with all the love in my heart.
It's gotten to the point where waking up in my own apartment is a surprise
i was making a gravity bong in my room and my dad walked in. he helped me finish. i love being home for the holidays.
He's the douchy one who wouldn't let me rip his shirt off, right?
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