Just cleaned up my puke with my lecture notes.
My arms are sore from holding up pukeahontas for so long
Is it worth it to drive to a zoo with a high possibility of sex at said zoo?
The more and more I think about it, the more I realize... it's not ok to just pull over on the side of the highway to pee... I'm sorry I argued that
Oh my god. I just RAN OVER a child. Oh my god this isnt my day. That kid was cool as fuck though
For the past year I have been the most responsible I have ever been in my entire life and now spring break is here and there is free penis just traipsing around my entire town. The game is afoot.
so getting blacked out last night has made my lips so beautifully red for pictures today... and they say nothing good comes from alcohol
My roomate had an hour long melt down about her life choices not realizing I was in the middle of having sex... So yea it went pretty horribly.
We just had an accidental Facebook titty pic scare.
Was just trying to have a normal "I fucked you without a condom" adult conversation and she flipped
If you can give me an orgasm, you'll get a trophy.
All I'm wearing right now is a condom and a sock.
Just one?
Yup. One sock.
Considering what happened last night and how horrible I feel, I look amazing
you know my pussy doesn't know between good and evil
I can't say too many people would say watching their drunk best friends fuck in a hot tub is very normal.
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