either we just had an earthquake or I am really good @ masturbating
Police were just in my backyard to recover a loaded .38. What the fuck?????
Remeber, hes got nothing better to offer you than drunk words and hairy balls.
do you think they ever dumped Gatorade over Michael Vick's head after his dog won?
My vagina has become a graveyard for my brother's friendships...
i have now been nicknamed the screamer on the first, third, fourth, & six floor by all the ra's. only two more floors to go before i cover the entire dorm.
Shes definitely an expert at this. Her happy hour goes from 4 to 11, then she starts drinking heavy. She also allots 15 minutes each hour for a pee/bj break
Listen. I don't care if its "nontoxic" im not putting it in my fucking vagina.
My mother is even happier about me having a sugar daddy than I am
no we have a special triathlon I'm entering us in. drinking, fucking, and sleeping. I think we have a good shot.
By far the fardest thing to do drunk is open a band aid
Sooooooo, maybe just fucked on a motorcycle.
Well I thought I saw everything and then I saw Christmas themed poop bags at Petco.
And ANOTHER guy that I once got naked is doing gay porn now. Wtf? Am I the audition?!
Why would you ask him if you could lick his chest?
He has a very lickable chest
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