I promise you 4 toothbrushes taped together and lube does not do the trick
So i got in my car, the seats are leaned back, and soft soul music is playing. Wtf happened last night.
So the "just a friend" kid confessed his love for me...sometimes I hate how awesome I am.
all a guy has to do is give me sprinkles and cookies and they can get me in bed
Cuz its complicated and I hate complicated and I miss your penis
He raised his arm and dropped it in his sleep to smack himself awake. He knows his phone has an alarm clock right?
He told me I was 100% better then porn then passed out nto the cake
we tried to exchange flip flops in the parking lot and fell over then army crawled home
feelin groggy baby? need a coffee? vitamins? a nice good fuck on the piano?
I'm sort of afraid for my life tho. If the 4th of July can be the way it was a DMX show is capable of anything
i don't know what body building stuff he's on, but his cum is basically a 5 hour energy shot.
We were all day drunk by 2pm. Now I know why they hate Americans
Well I just took a pregnancy test... So how's your thanksgiving?
i accidentally gave my stepdad ketamine so id say it was a fun weekend.
Yeah but the jokes on her right? We just got a new couch and hers still has a cum stain on it from like six months ago
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