Waking and baking has revolutionized how i brush my teeth. Seriously up to like 25 min everry morn. Highly recommend
It's just a matter of time. The ball is in my court. Soon to be in her mouth.
Well no need to be a stranger, even if you aren't interested in joining my bisexual polygamist marriage. New city, new friends.
she was trying to use her iTranslate app while we were having sex.
I really think that guy just walks around with tennis balls in his pocket. No dick is that big
I have their Unicorn picture in my shirt, and I just threw a Bud Light Platinum bottle through their window. We need to go now.
He came over hammered at four in the morning with roses trying to get me back when my new fling opened the door he just stood there crying for 40mins even after we closed the door
I'm taking tokes in the bath tub, come if you want, I'm naked and you have to bring chicken nuggets or else you can't come in
Found a phone out last night at the bar. EPIC homemade porn vids on it!
well it can jab him in the chin so I am 100% sure he can suck his own dick
that's what I'm here for. I'm literally just bad advice mixed with motivational sentences.
He's honking my boob in his sleep
It's innocent and endearing in some way
If u could sum last night up in one word?
omgwtfpineapple
hey sorry i didnt call i just got out of jail, so you still dtf ?
We were talking about kinky shit, and I suggested a hand job in church.
How'd that go over?
Praise the lord and pass the lotion.
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