do you think women who transgender themselves have the option of getting a circumcised or an uncircumcised dick?
Her divorce is going to cut into the amount of time we spend fucking.
I'm in awe of how selfish that is.
He kept surfacing with a delighted look on his face, guessing different types of food to try to figure out what makes my pussy taste so good.
I think the main reason you were throwing up so much was the quart of soap you chugged trying to burp bubbles. you came close
I dunno. Last time I went there I had got sexually propositioned by a Belgian prince.
I'm so eating pot-chocolate cookies while preggers. This kid will be so amazing.
well i mean she can't stop a weed based friendship...its like a trying to stop a bomb or a really fast train...
Obviously he considers you not fucking him as fucking up. Thus making him fuck up. Based on this I believe he should be disqualified from the race to your vagina.
I should be done at 8 and I've also done a great Job of convincing my self that I should get really drunk tonight
The only way I'll cross anything off my to do list today is if I write 'eat melted cheese' on it
I need time to grow out my leg hair and not be sad anymore
I yelled at your uterus for you.
I just had 3 numbers I don't know text me and remind me I am to attend AA on monday. Im gonna say it was a good night.
Call me Sherlock Holmes, bitch.
he's fucking insane. he's worse than me. is that even possible? I'm only with him because his dick is huge. I need Jesus.
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