i may not always bang 16 year olds but when i do, i prefer hot ones
At least you didnt end up topless in a Tina Turner wig singing cabaret tunes
when the lights went off, all i could see was the glowing of the camera light in the closet... i got the fuck out of there so fast.
I just made doing the dishes into a drinking game. crafty, or pathetic?
So the bartender just told me that there was numerous people who saw me having sex on the rooftop last weekend. +1
Sometimes one must go to great lengths and make great sacrifices to get drunk. I willingly accept the challenge.
Tell nick i'm sorry for throwing a block of cheese at him last night
I saw a stripper quit while on stage to months ago nothing you tell me will amaze me
We are going to be Siegfried and Roy for Halloween and you are going to be the tiger.
That awkward moment when the guy you hooked up on spring break invites you over for dinner to meet his parents and you say yes because the first rule of college is never turn down a free meal.
THE SHIT YOU GET YOURSELF INTO
I woke up with my name tag for work still on my shirt. It was a rough night.
I don't work there anymore. If they had Prince themed dildo parties i never would have quit
spent the night holding naked strippers up for keg stands and doing endless amounts of body shots. good game 8am final exam.
whats an extra semester when you've already been in college for 6 years?
He ate me out in the passenger seat of his Range Rover in a Tim Hortons parking lot. I could hear “oh canada” on the radio from a nearby school as I came. Most patriotic orgasm ever!
i hooked up with all four beatles on halloween get on my level
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