so the car was packed with everything from my dorm, plus my mom. during the 6 hour trip home she found my kama sutra. started flippin through it.....
oh shit that had to have been awkward
i thought so too. until she asked what the check marks were for
My vagina smells like strawberry tangerine twist.
those are the first brownies ive had since i was 13 that didnt have weed in them.
She either was great at sex or I finished the whole bottle of svedka my self
He went around feeding all the high kids pretzels. He's like their god now
Why the fuck did I wake up in a chair with mouth clamps?!
Tom is laying in a bathtub filled with ice pretending to be a polar bear.
Well going home with a Ralph Lauren model helped me get over him real fuckin' quick. Would recommend it for all women going through breakups
If your plan is to re-bang every girl you banged in high school - you're gonna need a spread sheet and clip board.
And he came all over himself. At least he didn't ruin my new lulus.
Actually though that could've been bad.
I have a black eye again and dont know why again
I just watched a porn called gay of thrones and I think I've reached a new low in my life
I just want my kids to know I fucked some really hot dudes before their father.
You're going to scar your kids
You told your family you're bi over the phone?!
We were talking about exes and it just came out....and so did I.
I woke up with a black eye and a buttplug...not sure I really want to know what happened.
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