well, atleast the road to alcoholism is fun.
I've officially moved beyond college drinking. I just got business drunk at an internship seminar.
and yes, the jail cell in Citi Field does have a big Mets symbol in it
I should have to wear a sign around the rest of the day so everyone knows the shame I feel.
We are not buying weed off a guy from the internet.
I may or may not have just sent the bartender a pic of me in my slutty cheerleader costume with the caption "rah rah ree, gimme yo d"
Honestly the war on drugs is dumb and you can just sleep in my bed which is mega comfortable anytime you want. There I said it
Nobody is here, I still yelled for someone to make me some toast. That my dear is commitment to doing nothing.
Having my alarm go off at 3:30 makes me wanna rip my dick off and shove it through my eye socket
Who needs sounds of the ocean? I just fall asleep to whatever chubby he is banging next door.
Come get your sister, she's waving a shoe about and threatened to "teabag the Shit" out of the doorman because she can't check the shoe in.
I need someone to play with my boobs. Even platonically. I just need a good groping
also new logic of mine : I fuck a Scottish kid , Scotland national animal is a Unicorn airgo I've come close to fucking a unicorns descendent, mother always said dreams come true
It wasn't intentional or anything but I've now had sex with all of your siblings. How's college going?
look im sitting on my bathroom floor in my underwear snorting cocaine can we talk about this later
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