the real housewives of new jersey finale is tonight. it makes me wish we had pot.
make sure i look cute passed out on the couch.
how do i word it so it doesnt sound like im asking him if he has ever been in jail.
She can't drink and she can't smoke weed. She might as well be dead to me.
My vibrator challenges you to a duel.
I really want to lead this Amish guy into temptation
By the way seagulls wings are very soft. And the lesbian and or by sexual twins say hello. Be home in the little bit time frame.
Definitely just realized I wore a shirt that says "building leaders for Christ" to a hookup. Roll tide.
can we take a moment to remember my theory on 'your tongue is a snake that lives in your mouth' because we reached a whole new level of high
Just go read my twitter... There's a play by play. It starts with a penis pump
I think i'm the first person to get kicked out of a club while completely sober. Come outside please!!
All I've done is masturbate and drink while being home from college.
I had my first "Damn Kids/When I Was That Age" rant at work today. We need to drink this feeling out of me. NOW.
Got so drunk last night I kinda sent a super on point sext to his kid sister...say a prayer man
You went home with a guy at 11... than returned to the bar at 1
Randomize
