Learned a lot. Like boys with frosted tips still exist. And that they're sensitive to constructive criticism.
Someone carved 'Hank' in all caps in the snow outside my apartment building so naturally I turned the capital H into a K and added an S to the front.
I think college has really matured you.
I think I'm going to try and hook up with that blond tonight.
I'm going for alcohol poisoning.
should we take a power nap before our cocaine gets here?
the worst part is we had a camera rolling
Did his mom notice it when she saw u guys?
Yes.
I have to watch that.
Oh come on. There's no way I was the only female choir student taking shots in the back room.
Santa brought me a 1.75 of wine, and a liter of patron. I probably won't remember Christmas, so don't ask me how it was tomorrow.
We just took back to back grav bong hits and are playing battleship. She guessed Z - 12 so weve switched board games.
Sex is always the answer.
Especially if the question is: what have I not had this year?
I distinctly remember telling him "I'll suck your dick while you eat pizza"
Please tell me I was just dreaming when I asked if I could borrow your jesus dildo
Watching a guy masturbate in real time is a lot less theatrical than porn had me to believe.
you don't go into accounting for the pussy....
He propositioned me for a threesome once so yeah I'd say he has what it takes to run for public office
Everytime after he came, he'd laugh uncontrolably for ten mintutes. He was sober..
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