Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
1 stripper is 160/hr. 2 strippers is 280/hr. it would be fiscaly irresponsible to only get one.
I'm using process of elimination to determine which of our neighbors i fucked last night.
I'm really proud of her, she waited until she was on tiled floor to start puking on the ground
We got a 5L jug of wine for 3 Euro. Italy was a good choice.
I actually don't know if I can stand up. I just know better than to try
I filled two of the glass ornaments in my mom's bathroom last night with vodka. That way no one sees me drinking on Christmas. Alcoholic or genius? All I know it makes bathroom trips frequent and enjoyable.
I literally have a bandage on my dick that's how bad she is at handjobs
Good because ass is like 60% of my diet now
I woke up naked in her room. More precisely, I woke up naked in her room with her and her sister laughing at my penis. I hate my life.
how should I feel if a guy kept complimenting my bangs while I was giving him a blowjob?
Honestly I really just want to do you in the mail truck. Thought about it a lot today
I doubt the gods of funday Sunday would exact such a high price... But it's good to know an afternoon with me is worth a left foot.
Just keep me informed about your plans. That way i can figure out places to go and if i need to shave my balls
Ps can u get with my cousin? He's a freshman at uconn and he's very attractive but like were related....
Randomize
