Something growled at me in your dark backyard last nt. Hoping it was my landwalking laser sharks and not Andy.
Reindeer Drinking Games will soon commence. Get over here while we're still sober enough to answer the door.
Just made gatorade. in the bathtub.
Dude its 315 and I'm sitting here eating slices of cheese. Don't talk to me about tomorrow.
Its what im here for. Critiquing penis photos.
Its really bad when you fall asleep at a stop light outside the hotel and you wake up to a small spanish limo driver knocking on your window to tell you it's a green light
He won't sleep with me again until I commit...
Run. There is other dick in the sea, less clingy dick.
If those antibiotics mean you can't drink, ya might as well pack your bags and re-enroll next fall, because sobriety this week would be social suicide.
If it makes you feel any better... I have a friend who found out her mom was in the video for 2 Live Crew's "Pop That Pussy"
fucked a girl in the dry storage closet at work. knocked over a whole rack of tomato paste and pinto beans. and also i really hope my manager doesn't review this footage from the security camera
He's a doctor now.. hope he can cure his small dick
What happened?
New Orleans
Every time
Just a little drinking. So much fun and love. The world is a shiny wonderful sphere in the sky so why shouldn't we celebrate?
I'm fairly sure I accidentally saw my dad naked last night
When have you ever know me to go too far?
Besides the alcoholism, the HR issues, and getting fired from Best Buy for tackling a display?
Yeah. Besides those.
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