Midget sex pt 2 tonight
My right nipple has been called many things but never a ghost pig
I just saw that your im name has '4eva' in it. Your man card has been revoked.
Hashbrowns don't come out your nose as easily as you would think
I'm picking out a half way decent top so if I get arrested I'll have a respectable mug shot photo. Always be prepared.
fuck he's narrating my life in a british voice make him stop im way too fucking high for this
You mean 'full wolf form' wasn't a drunk text?
i don't care if its just a preseason game, my pick up a guy and suck him off in the bathroom skills are in midseason form
if you are still a virgin by winter break we are throwing an aztec themed sacrifice the virgin party
How hard to you think I will be judged if I order 8 giant pickles from Jimmy Johns right now?
My puffy vagina and I are on the way to the doctor to see what your mutant penis did to us THANKS A LOT
last night i reached the point where my boob implants paid for themselves in free drinks. to celebrate lets go out and get more free drinks tonite.
He once bought a dildo and put fifty dollars and a happy anniversary note in the battery compartment I gotta lock him down while hes available
Not sure if I should ask if I can have my underwear back or just avoid that all together.
You walked right into the door. Even the door guy and security guys were laughing.
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