How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
I'm not going to fuck him in his Honda Fit. That's gay.
Yeah I'm about to go down a waterslide that comes out a 2nd story window. I love college.
So how many licks to the face does it take to get kicked out of the bar?
Monday: I just need a drink Tuesday: OMG no more this week! Wednesday: oh shit how'd I get drunk Thursday: I'm glad you've stopped the pretenses
I thought it went well, but he just sent me a video of me sucking an icicle on the fire escape of his building with the caption "The ice got more than I did." Somehow I feel like I owe him a blowjob.
Going to jail was so much more fun than I thought it would be. I feel like I walked away with more than just a bomb-ass mugshot, I feel like I made some life long friends.
Celebratory bar crawl?
Remember that time you gave me a fat lip with your vag? We should do that again!
You should have heard my farts after he left. I swear one of them was a demonic voice saying, "It's coming for you, Nicole. It's coming,".
This is the third year in a row that Mario has fallen through a table on New Years. I'm sensing a tradition developing.
best eviction party ever.
it wasn't an eviction party you asshole, you just happened to get yourself evicted during the party.
I'm about to play another round of who's panties are in my car.
I'm over being sad. I'm now onto thinking about all the ways in which he is a total fuckwaste
I'm sitting naked on my bathroom floor and it remind me of us.
That's my way of saying I miss you
I guess I'm famous. Hot lesbian was WARNED about me. Still hooked up with her.
I'll pay you to teach me.
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