i went to toss her salad and she had a toilet paper clinger on one of the hairs
I can't belive they dont sell booze Sunday mornings. I mean some of us have to work
it's gonna be a chat room kind of night
either my laughing turned him on, or he wanted to shut me up. either way, i dont care. it was amazing.
I need to move out. I just walk of shamed my way into a family breakfast party. There's no response when grandma says "where you coming from in heels at 9AM?"
Check that he is NOT ok. He just heated up SoCo and used it as syrup on his pancakes.
Telling me its the beginning of school is like telling me the crown royal fairy has come back from vacation.
just had a memory of me telling homeless mark that it was the year of the bunny and he said "you da bunny, girl"
...i'd have to set their sheets on fire.
laying on floor next to bathroom with vent on to give myself comfort and remind me that im not going deaf. what did i smoke?
alright. I just need to set some ground rules, no lighting me on fire, and no broken bones. fair?
The silhouette of his dick looked like an eagle. Amurrican.
The part of "Dave" will now be played by "Rob." Rob, why don't you unzip and show Dave why that is.
When you trip so hard that you can see your friends thoughts through their pupils.
whered you go
woke up in a ditch, shat infront of a little league game, slept in her stairway...i need to come here more often
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