nut hugger
I don't even know what he looks like, all i've seen of him is his dick
the rest of him looks just as crooked
should my break up email to my English professor be in MLA format?
Sorry I didn't pick up for your booty call. I usually am asleep at 4:00 on Thursdays. Like a normal person.
Idk we were snorting lines and making out in the stall while these people were cheering us on, on the other side. And that's when I realized he wasn't the only guy in the girls bathroom.
Someone just got kicked out of the mall for being dressed like a giant cat. I feel like this is in your future.
You said "sustain yourself" quietly over and over as you fed joeys hamster cashews. Acid you is a trip
I'm surprised I don't have a permanent face imprint between my boobs.
Immediately after I scarfed down an Applebee's appetizer trio for lunch, my boss sent me on an hour long road trip to pick up some parts. Great. I can't wait to shit my pants on US-31 South.
I just want to be like i dont know you but ive seen your penis & i like it
I may have just tried to argue quantum entanglement as the reason I was still in her bed.
he just exposed your dildo usage to the table.
There was nowhere else for me to go. I'm like the island of misfit toys but I'm hot.
It was a frighteningly large penis to say the least
If I'm gonna have a rotation of guys, I really should stop them leaving boob bruises...
Randomize
