You're the only chick there. That's not an orgy, that's called a gang bang...
Had to make a piece of abstract art. Your dick is in it
5am is far to early to be on jagerbomb number 6 right now
Her face is stuck to the frozen jager bottle. I think shes ok with it
We woke up under the ping pong table holding hands.
not good my parents heard a big thud and found me passed out in the bathrrom abt an hr ago. hit my head arm and side. dont remember. real talk.
You were so drunk you decided to go out of the car window instead of using the door, once you realized what you had just done you said fuck it and went back in through the window
Well for starters, her tits were hairy.
I've actually, minus lsat night have actually changed my drinking habits
I'm not saying I'm drunk, but I'm definitely saying my liver has its work cut out for it.
What the matter? A girl can't play some Super Mario without being accused of being high?
How do you clean puke off a stuffed bear?
just found a picture from last night.
the one of you riding a horse with nothing but a bulletproof vest on?
uhm.... no?...
and that's when you shouted "ahh motherland" as you streaked down hall 4B
oh dont worry mom i am not sick my cough is from a recent increase in recreational drug use
that will happen
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