You were so drunk you tried to sell your salsa to everyone on the restaurant.
beer pong: waldo and ernie vs. bacon and eggs... i love halloween
watching law and order svu marathons. all of the sex crimes cases start like my sat night.
watching hot guy on train scrolling with his blackberry's track ball... o to be that track ball...
I think I'm still fucked. I can see the electricty going through the street car lines
Just saw you drinking out of a flask on national tv. I've never been more proud of you
i turned my shower on this morning and passionfruit pulp came out. how did you even do that?
YOU GOT KINKY WEIRD ICE CREAM HEAD ON FRIDAY DONT EVEN COMPLAIN.
After it was shut down sean literally made out with four separate girls between the 100 feet to our house. It was a rampage.
We had half a pitcher of beer left and he asked us if we wanted a to-go cup. Fuck yeah we want it to-go.
I think we ended 5-7 relationships as well this weekend...so another good stat
You dove at him but passed out mid dive. Shame it wasnt a costume party your superman suit wouldve been clutch in the situation
Ate his Chinese food and drank his beer and played with his chihuahua. All while wrapped in a towel while he was sleep.
I just showered and shaved both ankles and one knee because that's the skin that's exposed in the jeans I'm wearing today. Please tell me I'm not the only one who does that.
WTF DOES CAROLINE HAVE GLASS IN HER FACE
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