There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
Should I have kids to fix a relationship??
i think i've said "don't judge me" 10+ times tonight... is that a bad thing?
yes
... don't judge me
i think blowjobs on the first date are perfectly acceptable. as long as you dont go dick to mouth.
Subtly mention that I'm not a lesbian. I would only go for rebecca's nipples because they're pierced and I like shiny things.
Dude I really need to stop drinking. I chugged a whole bottle of ketchup last night.
I can't tell if I'm getting better at doing my online spanish hw drunk or if my teacher is just grading on creativity. Either way that senoritas gettin an applebees gift card when i graduate.
Side note. I love it when I think I've sobered up and then I get a second wind of drunk
moms trying to set me up with a 28 year old. hes graduated university like im getting high in my bed and he's an adult
Well we went from the roof to the stairwell to an air mattres. One day were going to fuck in a bed
Had the best sex Thursday night then Friday night I met his girlfriend. The worst thing is we became friends like she gave me her number.
Well that was the first and last time I've had to write "divorce party" on a request time off form. I'm throwing it for my mom. What is my life turning into.
Next time I pee on a car, I'll text you.
I just woke up and there was a condom wrapper stuck in my hair. This is my life.
Didn't you sleepover at your grandparents?
I found a used condom and a hairbrush in my dryer this morning.
Hiring someone to do your laundry would be a good investment.
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