dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
is not sure whether or not everyone at the club last night calling me a-easy is a good thing?
So...it's hour 4 of day 5 of week 7 of my internship, and so far all ive done is shred paper. all. day. long. it's like working for Enron.
I woke up on the stairs at of a Disneyland hotel. Yes, my night was amazing.
Ok... I'm a little jealous... Grab her pig tails and ride her like a jet ski. Making motor noises is optional.
Last night I texted her to confirm she could start designing costumes for my show this week.
That is one convoluted booty call.
Ya I know. She's self aware though, like the terminator. Which is the best kind of crazy
We had 15 min before last call. Exact quote "let's see how drunk we can get."
Only he would come to a strip club and talk about an internship with Walt Disney during a lap dance.
Oh god. Just tried to hail a pizza delivery car. Awkward.
International sake day = success
i meant to type that i went to that party for shits and giggles, but my phone corrected me and said for shots and goggles...either one works
he didn't stitch me up last time. in fact, he yelled at me for bleeding.
You missed the winter stoner olympics last night....I got the gold in blunt rolling
You have not lived until you and a ginger miget chick are jumping and waving your arms in a pitch black bathroom to turn on the motion lights. Yes, today I have officially lived.
he fucked me while wearing his "Reagan Bush '84" tank and my inner democrat has never been more disappointed
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