Have you learned any life lessons?
I like big butts and I cannot lie.
So the last day on the vacation I woke up in the bath tub. My mom said she asked me during the night what I was doing and I said, "swimming."
I'm so never shaving my vag in a target bathroom for him again.
my family just sang happy birthday to baby jesus. no ones even drunk yet
May God have mercy on my new vibrator.
His little brother walked in on us. Six times.
Springtime is officially here. I just used pool water to fill up the bong
He bought my favorite ceral.. I've guess I've earn the status as one of his regular fuck buddies. I feel honored and proud. His roommates girls don't get this treatment.
I just rolled over in bed and felt a bump. Turns out it was a lil nug. Talk about being princess and the weed.
DONT YOU DARE DIE YET THERE IS SO MUCH SEX TO BE HAD
Whiskey chased with ice cubes? Here's a big FUCK THAT to that
I passed out drunk in her bed. Her boyfriend showed up and told me to go to the other room or we were gonna have a threesome. I threw up off the side of her bed and left. I feel like that was an adequate response.
Two of my dealers just made friends at this party. Do you think one will be pissed if I buy from the other or should I just go 50/50?
Seriously my new passion in life is the girth of his penis
The work outs are working. Someone just said my body type was “Tits On A Stick”.
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