My new storm is the chrons
The only reason I needed a new one is bc I threw up on my other one(248): And since Verizon doesn't have a throw up test, I was eligible for a new one
every time you feel disappointed with the red wings take a shot
Tell us when you see the semi truck on fire.
How could you not be happy? Its like "and then I found 5 dollars" but "and then I found a handle of vodka"
this is the second time this week i got a blowjob from a crying girl.
He yelled "juice on the loose", yes i am sure i need plan b
In my drunkeness I was planning how to throw up without my parents hearing. I was gonna go for a "run" and just throw up outside.
I am just going to stick my boobs out and hope for the best
yesterday you declined a drink because you "didn't want to be responsible for it" ok kanye...
This drunk lesbian I just met keeps trying to shove sushi in my mouth. Help.
Apparently fireball doesn't mix well with my no carb diet
Thank you for listening to my rant about tacos.
we're gonna read the declaration of independence and do a shot for every word he doesn't understand.
You should probably come home from vacation now. I make badddd decisions when you're gone.
I was looking at your nipple and it made me think of you
Well I hope so...
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