I painted my nails silver
And what are the implications of that?
Is there supposed to be a msg in that? Just thought ud like to know it looks like I fingerbanged an alien
A 14 year old with a teardrop tattoo just tried to sell me weed. I'm in the wrong fucking neighborhood.
Like if god were to send me a cock shot, that's what it would look like.
If a man doesnt have the ability to fuck you well on a small climbing wall, I don't think he deserves you.
He wasn't eating out, he was performing a hysterectomy without a license....should I be worried about my future family?
You can't possibly imagine how much I miss you. At least I'll always have that hidden folder in my computer.
My cab driver has a hooker in the front seat. Really, this is serious. And weird.
i have a queen bed, a cherrywood bed frame, and gold sheets. how are you saying no to me right now?
I'm assuming the reason my elbow is so sore has something to do with all the broken shot glasses eh?
Yep
Soo I woke up in the storage room at best western....I dont even know what say
I'm sitting in Starbucks, waiting for direction in my life, or it to be 8 p.m. Whatever comes first.
I made out with the uber driver for free weed, I thought he deserved it
I kept falling all over the place and yelled at the bouncer you can't kick me out I'm from Texas.
Quit being awkward towards me every time the group is together. They're going to figure out we're fucking.
& I came downstairs to find my whole family discussing the fact that I have a vibrator, which my mom found accidentally....
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