Getting drunk in a different country is not a good idea. Lets just say spanish women, 17 yr olds from missouri, prostitutes, and a poodle. I don´t want to leave spain.
windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
im sitting in my room wearing my power rangers shirt watching a movie about a magical dragon. Ive totally forgotten what having a sex life is like.
I googled what to do, and it said to squeeze the pressure out so people are taking turns sitting on my head. I can't believe I'm allowing this
Excuse me but the alley way I wanted to fuck in happens to be a very nice clean area.
i have two emotions: emotionless and blind with rage
So apparently using the emergency exit of the bar as a bathroom is frowned upon in this establishment...
You went through my pantry and left one of everything in the box. One cracker. One cheesit. One piece of cereal. I really fucking hate you.
You kept running up to married couples, taking their pictures and begging for them not to get divorced
I can still be you friend and be there for you. And sometimes get drunk and fuck you.
It must be love. I'm deleting my porn for him.
I mean...he danced with his dick still inside of me. What more could a girl ask for?
She sent me a thank you card for not fucking her boyfriend...
I just woke up naked in a bed with your brother. WHAT THE HELL HAPPENED TO NOT LETTING EACH OTHER DO STUPID THINGS?
You fucked my brother?!
I can't be held responsible for what I do for you after a blowjob like that.
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