he quoted Bring It On. It's over.
I feel that the whole multiple orgasm thing is god's way of saying "sorry for the childbirth deal"
i want to have as much fun as i did last weekend. but plus the condom and minus the fear.
he was CRYING into my vagina
screw that ipod for my birthday.. i just want a weed brownie the size of my face. that's all.
last time I sleep in the lobby. woke up to some girl asking me what floor I lived on. somebody put me, couch included, on the elevator.
It was the third Sunday in a row that I woke up in his bathtub. So no our sex life isn't that great anymore.
then my gynecologist said "its like opening up buried treasure"
I need $500 dollars more than I need a night of dignity... I gonna do it.
yeah I'm sure your grandparents are the best but it's halloween. get a slutty costume and let's go ham.
If you wondered to yourself today, "did Sarah break her bathing suit strap and flash a pool full of children," the answer is yes.
You started drinking at 2:30, did you really think you would be able to remember?
I went to the bar saying i wasn't going to drink that much. I forgot sobriety might as well be some mythical creature when you're with Holleey
Doing a circuit workout and using a power hour playlist for my 1 minute timers. I am getting old. creative, but old.
what happened to you last night?
I dunno man, i pissed in a urinal, sent you a picture of my vagina and woke up with 25 bar stamps on my arms.. you tell me
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