Ill do this for you.
You are a team player.
This is me making up for not putting my tongue inside you more.
West Wing DVD drinking game: drink whenever they waqlk around a lot. I LOVE POLITICS SO MUCH
You are the worst kind of disappointment. The responsible kind.
Parents weekend was a success.
Yeah, I guess so if you consider being arrested and having your parents bail you out a success...
Bail could have come out of your pocket so yes, I think we were financially responsible this weekend.
So I peed on what I thought was a wall while in nashville come to find out while running from the cop it was just a dark tinted window and the while bar witnessed me peeing
When the question of, do you know who's ass has been on the cake you are eating is said... Good or bad party?
looking at my texts from you makes me want to throw up in my pants
I'm pregnant.
The fact that this number is not in my contacts is giving me hope it's a wrong number???
you texted him "it's time for the no pants dance", please get your tubes tied.
Well, during the ride home I had to personally apologize to both of her breasts.
No. DON'T DO IT. Friends don't let friends fuck clowns.
Drunk me just want to text sober me for saving that half rack of ribs I loves you
I could be the Kenny Powers of Sex Therapists.
I still think he’s a fuckboy but he’s nice to me when I’m over.\nLike sets alarms for me in the morning and always makes sure I cum.
He talked me out going to the bar. No one ever talks me out going to the bar..this is fucking love.
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