So the hot 23 year old i went home with last night is really 17 and was here for orientation.. i feel like a pedifile...
In that case, you should probably come up to the union, orientation is in full swing, your kind of guys ;)
cunt.
I just want to know how you cleaned her puke off the twister mat with no gloves. And didn't throw up
You act like I'm friends with her or something. I only screw her boyfriend!
Oh yeah.
Dating my ex's drug dealer.. best. revenge. ever.
jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times
i have only one word for you: 3somewithnorwegiangirls
Yeah, the furnace guy just pulled out 4 empty and 1 full beer bottle from the vent. You are no longer allowed over.
I have a feeling that watching gay porn with you was the reason I was dancing in a hurricane of floating dicks in my dream last night.
My stomach is revolting cause i have put food in it and no alcohol.
I told him I would only take his calls if he was dead, dying, capturing a midget, or buying me shots.
I stand by my new policy.
I now have a full length bright red cape in my possession. Best sex trophy ever.
I love her so much I can forgive her for wearing crocs
I woke up this morning fully clothed with a dart in my pocket
I can always count on you to keep my boobs honest
Someone's gotta tell him drunk sex comes before dating
Randomize
