Did you hallucinate the same white buffalo that I did last night.
No, but I did see you shaking hands with a homeless man.
he asked if thats how we do it in the states..like there's cultural difference in fucking between canada and the us..
there were no ball for pong so he bought cat toys..... they had bells in them
I wish you had a penis so you could experience peeing out the window in front of a crowd of people leaving parties.
areolas are like halos for boobs.
Do you remember trying to eat gravel when we were walking back to the dorm?
I'm sweating so much right now i look like Whitney Houston
I JUST SAW A SIGN LANGUAGE CATFIGHT
it would be so handy to have a fax machine attached to my body
I wish I could understand how you function in society
drunk freshman in the bathroom puking keeps saying "i'm a peasant" over and over
like i literally can feel my uterus getting frustrated at me for not being pregnant.
They wouldn't let me on the bull because I couldn't even sign my own name... She let me try 3 times...
Come share oat with me in your robe
You weren't singing into a microphone in front of an audience. You were screaming into your fist in the check-out aisle in Walmart.
Just realized that my booty calls are vastly ranging in penis sizes.
Randomize
