Thanks for last night it was amazing as always
What are you talking about
You've got to be kidding me
piano lessons. No girlfriend. What's up.
I just am on my way home.. i had 3 and one startd crying and puking.. so they went home. one bitch fuckin ruined it for evryone.. u playin cards?
please say your awake. the girl i brought home last night...any idea on a name? she isnt up yet...
She told me I was starting to look like a mermaid with herpes and I needed to stop it.
the clerk said it was the first time she had ever seen someone walk in the next day to return the tux still wearing the tux
someone put bongwater in my humidifier again THIS NEEDS TO STOP
We woke up, fucked twice, she drank 3 warm heinekins to cure her hangover and said "Im glad you're still hott when im sober"
shit went down at the bar when this girl with 'morals' totally cock blocked a married guy. she actually kicked IN the bathroom door when they were fucking in there. then we all did shots.
We're already drunk. 4 hours to go still. And there's a bear advisory. TOP WEEKEND.
I blacked out for most of the day but apparently I still met with my prof. I made notes...
Hey sorry for being annoying last night, I just realized how many times I yelled "JORDAN!" during and after playing pong.
I mean, the night I fell out of that bus I made you pour vodka onto my wound to clean it, then duct taped a paper towel to my hand and kept drinking.
The only thing he told me before he passed out was that he is from Buffalo and I'm a bitch.
sometimes i like to lay one the floor and pretend im a carrot.
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