Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
I need like a "Cookong High for Idiots" book. Or a car.
guys i just found a dildo in the laundry room and its purple
whats a dildo? isnt that like a fancy piece of bread?
I drunkenly recorded an episode of Family Matters last night. I took a shot everytime Carl Winslow had a mustache.
vodka bottle broke. scooping it out of the plastic tub with a shot glass into a sprite bottle using a ziplock bag as a funnel and straining the glass out with paper towels. good thursday night?
Sudue. BIG CUP LOTS OF NOMNOMD TUOSPY
I spiked my fruit smoothie. Taking bikini season diet to a whole new level
i think he was starting go for a boob grab when we both realized the middle of a public tennis court wasn't the place
I threw up outside of a cab while waiting in a drive thru Mexican line while others who i don't know watched from their cars while they ate. Dinner and a show.
Cassie is wearing a baseball cap. This rebound is going nowhere
Come back I feel like I ticking time bomb of
of drugs
I never notice how majestic and beautiful my cat is unless I'm blazed
In another note. Thanks for making me get a vibrator. For real.
Nothing like sunday church bells to aid your walk to the pharmacy to get plan b
I'VE LOST MY DIGNITY, MY PRIDE, AND EVEN MY BOOTY CALL. HAPPY THANKSGIVING.
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