Latenightwjoannablackberrywontletmespaceitknowsimdrunk
i could totally date him if i was just drunk the whole relationship
Feels weird sitting between two guys who've had their heads between my legs in a 24 hour span.
hes wearing the same tie today that i tied him up with last night.i wanna go home
I just had to explain to my 62 year old advisor what "tea-bagging" was in the middle of her lecture. I smell extra credit. And maybe a demonstration.
I'm starting to second guess shaving my vagina over the kitchen sink. The lighting is so much better though.
Ok! I picked up an anti-celebratory bottle of champagne on the way to dinner for her going to rehab. That's how I feel about this...
I just threw up 34 cents. What in god's name did we do last night?
My dog got laid yesterday. Some lady came over with her husky to breed. He did it like a champ. I was so proud
Ps I think male models just broke down outside or maybe gay German sex travelers
I'll send you pictures of my nipples so you don't feel left out.
I lost my pants last night, she told me I walked into their room after leaving 5 minutes before wearing my thong.....and no pants. I have absolutely no idea where I left them.
not that i'm not about exploiting men for money
I wonder if Paul and Andy realize how lucky that they are that we're too lazy to start fucking other dudes so we just stick with them
New one isn't as good asmy ex. She won't put her tongue up my butt
Peter this is your "ex"
I stand by what i said
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