My bed smells like naked
Haha. At least it doesn't smell like herpes
I never thought that taking apart multiple age 5 and under puzzles would be part of my house party clean up process.
Yeah, sorry about that. I just couldn't stop.
I was in the shower, he came in, had me give him a blow job, and left. I'm pretty sure I was just booty called. While taking a shower.
You do realize that you're sleeping with a man who is part of a gay harem, right?
He's coming over, and I hope he doesn't get hungry. I'm sure its not proper protocol to bring one booty call to another booty call's house for the munchies.
I think i morst likely have 95 %patulas for hands and probably i also went to eGypt with so manyfriends. We laids in the sarcaphoguses.
You sound pretty unsure about all of this.
and let me tell you something, handcuffs are surprisingly uncomfortable when they arent being used in a sexual manner
This girl ordered Hershey syrup and red wine and he made it for her
I only listened to his story about leaving the Amish community because I was hoping for a free drink
I've justified worse with less. I had sex with your brother because he was wearing a nice sweater
Sex in your truck helped me start regaining feeling in my jaw. Thanks!
He complimented the perfect handprints you left on each of my ass cheeks.Thanks.
So I told him "To answer your question yes I am naked making pizza pops in your kitchen"
I haven't gotten dressed in 4 days. God bless you, unemployment.
Oh you mean the girl that gave me a black eye when I told her I liked her fake eyelashes?
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