Crosby and Malkin: Two girls, one cup.
At the hair cuttery. A father here with his daughter just answered his phone "ken's whorehouse"...Now I remember why I used to pay more for haircuts.
Finally jerked of with a banana peel.
this study room smells like vodka
the study room thinks the same about you
I came home to burning cookies and him outside "tanning" naked.
He just wants an even tan
she acted like she'd never seen someone do speed off of a desk with a rolled up receipt. and she calls herself a grad student.
I stole so many things from the ER last night.
You get drunk and try to bury your girlfriend in the sand JUST ONCE and all hell breaks loose
Look. If you're going to be my girlfriend you need to be down with me licking BBQ off your face infront of kids.
BING! You are now free to move about my panties. He just left for work.
Is using cherry lube as jam shameful or hilarious
his ex girlfriend sent him a pic of her naked in the bathtub so I sent her a pic of me sucking his dick
Since I won't be making love with anyone on a bed of roses this year on Sunday I bought a Mustang to fill the gap
I see myself subsisting on tequila for the next several days.
Got any extra dick over there? I’m running low
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