is that paris hilton dressed up as the guy from star trek who hosts reading rainbow
Only a mothe r could love this liver
I think that i just found proof that harry and ginny had sex
Your clothes are in washers 2,3 and 4. I arranged by darks, whites, then frat... I'm not even joking
my mom just told me its unladylike to have toothpaste stains on my clothes all the time.. if she only knew.
I'll see ya tonight at your house...and I'm bringing you a special treat that starts with a V and ends with us eventually going to rehab one day.
how many dildos make it a "collection?"
I'm gonna have sex with my clothes on and I'll know everyone there so I'll be in my comfort zone
If I do nothing else today, the fact that I talked you into this is achievement in itself.
Did I leave the house with out a shirt or socks?
Yea, you said you didn't need them cause she was going to take them off anyways and that it would "save time".
sometimes you just have to listen to beyonce and cry. that's how life works
We had sex on a couch that was held together by Velcro. Want to know an unsexy sound? Velcro ripping apart under your bare ass.
We had sex in Lake Michigan for an hour Sunday.
Thanks for ruining an entire lake for me. I hate you so much right now.
I don’t know what language he speaks but I know my boobs will translate just fine
I’m looking forward to few days of international relations
If I hear that song one more time I will drive to hell and make John Lennon eat my ass.
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