did you know that the clit is basically just a tiny penis? Ya.. So just think about that next time you're down there.
Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
maybe i get so drunk and make stupid mistakes cuz Subconsiously im preparing for my real world debut
If im still in the bathroom puking when the sirens go off please distract the cops.
Does your throat ever get sore from being choked too hard or do u think I'm just getting sick??
She went dumpster diving. Found flourescent light bulbs, carpet samples and $15. We got a bottle of Popov, played star wars and threatened random people with the carpet. Get on our level.
What are you wearing tonight?
The colors of the winddddddd
Also I just learned you, Samantha, and I three-way made out at my Halloween party. News to me.
I couldn't drink enough to fuck the friend, you said challenge accepted and stole some chicks shot.
I like how our relationship transcends the borders of inappropriateness and encompasses all the colors of the inappropriate rainbow.
Like we were literally doing coke off his insulin pump
I just woke up to myself peeing the bed. Happy hump day! I'll never get married.
doctors was a success... no liver damage and I lost five pounds.. we're celebrating tonight you get the whiskey I'll get the burritos.
Im blaming it on six shots of Jack, loneliness and a chemical imbalance. That's the best I can think of...
She sent a group text pic called "Assemble" of his dick next to her forearm.
I'm down.
Randomize
