Don't threaten to terrorize my ass hole unless you have to wherewithal to back it up
The slutty girl scout law, revised for halloween 10: on my honor i will try, to serve my vagina and my shot glass. To hold back friends hair at all voming moments and to live by the sluttly girl scout law.
We are casual work acquaintances that occasionally fuck when the urge strikes. CWATOFWTUS. I know FWB rolls off the tongue better but it is what it is.
Some rando is vomiting profusely into the garden outside the employee entrance. Where are you when things like this happen to me?
Vomiting outside the employee entrance
I know you claim to have a large penis but I do not believe in what i cannot see. Sort of like god.
you two really need to work out your issues. my vagina can't handle another week of your pent up frustrations.
My neighbor caught me peeing on his rose bushes at 2 in the morning while wearing my Santa hat. My sex appeal has never been higher.
I don't think anybody else enjoys making out with multiple guys on the same night as much as I do. I'm like a wine taster but with lips... it's like art to me. The bruise on my upper lip is proof of it
god. I was just thinkin about the fact that there was a time in our life when we didn't drink.
Ahh good point. I got some interesting mental pics and I'm slowly entering a "fuck it, lets do weird shit" phase sexually, but you may have already figured that out since I've been fucking you sideways and upside down a lot lately.
I was weirded out when the chunky goth girl and her boyfriend both started eyeing me and wanted to by me a drink.
Well my grandma put the turkey in the oven for 4 hours and didn't have the oven on.
Idk I'm sorry it's weird to ask for testimonials on your penis
HOLY FUCK I almost floated out of the city. Thank god my dog kept me down.
Remind me to talk to you about nipple clamps.
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