I didn't know that people actually queef. Is this a real thing?
I believe so, yes.
Would you be offended if I asked if it has happened to you?
I may or may not be laying in bed naked watching The Nanny. Niles is so spunky.
so as we were driving to pick up my grandma from old navy she procedes to yell into our open window.. "I'll make ya holla fo a dolla" umm...
Just saw a british exchange student take a flyer for free dental care. Yes.
my mom just asked me what a queef is. she needs to stop watching south park
just told my mom that i'm having a bad day and she responded with "maybe you should pour yourself a nice drink". good to know that my parents support my future of alcoholism
Im like a co-bf. he pays for her birthday and christmas, but i get all the action.
Its not christmas eve unless I give him head. I wont take no for an answer
She just tagged pictures of you wrapped in the "above the influence banner" like a toga.
Btw, whenever you feel discouraged about your life, think about me being frantically upset bc my mobile porn site limited me to only 5 videos a day
The condom broke. Its OK tho, turns out I was just humping her thigh for 20 minutes. Jager dude, Jager.
Just had my first american. He tasted like freedom.
My friend Julia's mom just called her to say she got a puzzle in the mail made of cheese and when she put it together it spelled FUCK YOU and she doesn't know who it's from.
am drunk, naked, and blow drying cat. need adult supervision
i love discovering the tokens of our drunkenness from the night before. it's like easter egg hunting. today: smashed pizza rolls in the sink.
Randomize
