it felt great physically, but AWFUL morally.
i am watching brooke knows best right now and hulk is totally dating his daughter's look a like. it is gross and disturbing.
the most pressuring question is, why are you watching brooke knows best?.
You just kept yelling "SATAN!" at me every time I walked by
flashcards smell like vodka and my textbook is in the toilet. ready for the final
Have you ever seen a midget fist pump? BEST. THING. EVERRRRR.
we put the last xanax in the middle and played hungry hungry hippos to see whod get it
fair is fair
Mental note: adding peach schnapps to a gin and tonic does not "water it down."
We have a tower of vodka coming. OF VODKA
She fucked me for a ride to the airport. If this is what the rest of college is like, I'm never graduating.
For the first time in my life, I paid for my own alcoholic beverage last night. Am I getting ugly?
To be honest, kinda.
Are we still banned from the library?
He only had napkins in the bathroom... no toilet paper. If I fuck him, am I settling?
By the time the opening band finished, she was already slurring, coming on to the gay couple next to us, and waving her panties in the air.
He sent me a snap chat of his naked torso with cookies over his nipples. Like.... that does not make me want you homeboy.
who orders an old fashioned in 2014? even my Grandparents think you're an asshole.
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