before i die, we are going to oregon and playing oregon trails for real. like putting things in a hat & people will pull out whether they live or die. and they die of fun things like typhoid, dysentary, or hunting accident.
New pre-game routine....wal-mart bathrooms...quality beers for free...hallelujah
Whenever someone from high school gets pregnant or has a pregnancy scare my self esteem grows a good 5 points
Dammit. I drunkenly drank all my milk at 6 AM in a misguided stupor to prevent my roommates from stealing my milk.
At beerfest, hammered, going to try to not get naked in public but i cant make any promises
Figured out how I got so much alcohol in my hair: tried to drink my drink using my cleavage as a cup holder. Missed my drink hole and got it all in my hair
Drink a bottle I wine by yourself? Treat yo self
I just remembered that i did pull ups in a bikini on the porch of Red Lobster last night. someone needs to stage an intervention
After we won I just ran all over campus for a couple hours. Then made out with a guy on a bench
Also I am throwing a blaZer over what I wore to bed and calling it an outfit.
I think my body knows it's dying and is just shutting down
Maybe because you rubbed my clit while we were making churros
My mom just came upstairs handed me an Adderall and asked if I could help her wash the ceilings
I told my mom that I might be hungover today so she needs to make me an omelet.. it happened and I'm happy
Good, but still not as good as the guy I banged in the ball crawl
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