His vagina is bleeding blood all over the court
How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
I swear to god Kristen, if this "cute" guy you are trying to hook up with's friend asks me if we can role play, and I play his mother one more time, Im leaving. You have 3 minutes to save me or I am out.
After I talked about my ex for about twenty minutes, she just listened, sluts are so understanding
She was ugly to the point i wanted to brush my teeth after looking at her
I mean I like that it's warm enough to open the windows, but it annoys me that I can't walk around naked anymore.
Well he's not exactly single.. It's like an open relationship his wife doesn't know about
Penises. Everywhere.
You're. Welcome.
i was drunk enough to give the cab driver my number when he said "you talk like you like guys"
I just told him that with every paper, I'd take a picture of myself with one less piece of clothing. Who say's I can't be a tutor?
no dude I'm not doing anything bad to her...remember she's always the DD she has blackmail material on literally all of us
My life is literally the worst. I was just laughing so hard at how hot they looked feeding each other the brownies and then I was like DON'T CRY
Lets just put it this way. Im meeting his nana after a mind blowing orgasm.
She took her panties off, then farted in my general direction. I guess we're at that stage in our relationship.
I HAD TO PAY A COVER FOR THE FIRST TIME LAST NIGHT. My tits didn't get me in and I was so pissed.
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