Is pulling weed out of a vagina a good thing or a bad thing?
After watching Cinemax for a few months, real porn just grosses me out.
She was adopted and used to dance at Sapphire. just my speed.
She's pissed. She declared she was moving out and proceeded to pack 3 pairs of shoes, her electric wine opener and ONE sock. Then told us to have fun paying her portion of the rent.
you have a wonderful penis attached to someone I'm having a lot of problems with right now
If she's steering anything, it's a religious boat of crazy. Destination: Iceberg.
One day. I will touch his hair. I'm curious if it'll be like a soft cloud.
Jesus told me in my dream not to go to the party. I am athiest for tonight PARTY ON
I am the slutty bisexual glue that holds this friendship group together.
mom is telling me the setting in which I was conceived
did you know we used to have a pool?
A dude was barking out of one of the buildings so I barked back and he goes, "Oh shit! She barked back! Come to room 803 I'll fuck you!"
Hahaha perfect. Let's start stopping drinking tomorrow
I guess it's part of life. Sometimes your ex boyfriend becomes a drag queen.
it’s about to be september and all i keep thinking is what if i go (another) full calendar year without having sex?
That's nice of you to be concerned, but I'm pretty confident I'll marry someone 30 years older than me, ride out being the trophy wife for 10 or 15 years, then live large!
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