I have a pretty basic diameter of my vaginal abyss. I'm sure it won't hurt.
it actually wasnt that awkward...i planned on saying hello and walking away..then she asked if i wanted to go to lunch and i looked at her chest and said absolutely
I woke up naked by my window. blinds open. smiley face drawn on my window.
Her problem is just that he inner beauty is just as ugly as her physical beauty
Just realized my talking to the tv hockey voice is same as my sex voice. Life just got a whole lot weirder.
he said I could live with him because I'm cheaper than a dog and don't need a pet deposit. That and I don't piss on the carpet...
I got out of bed with her to go smoke a bowl with her roommate which was fine but I passed out when I went upstairs to take a piss.
Yeah.. she's probably not gonna call.
Should have told me the night we were talking about deal breakers that vomming outside your car was one of them. I would have taken a cab back
He showed me one of his balls and said "this one's free. you'll have to work to see the other.."
I LOVE YOU SO MUCH I'M ON A WILD DICK CHASE FOR YOU. How many lesbians do YOU know that would do that? HOW MANY????
Thanks for letting me use your ID, there's $120 along with your ID in the mail to cover the Urinating in public fine I got last night....sorry
So it finally happened last night... I re-met someone that i've already had sex with. Had no idea who he was. Fantastic
The sex was totally worth how awkward its gonna be for the next few weeks
Give me a few. Gonna ride the rollercoaster.
You're incredible, and I'm drunk
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