His vagina is bleeding blood all over the court
is it bad that the economy has gotten so bad that finding cheap gas gives me the same excitement and joy as finding a hot, blonde haired, blue eyed, tall, athletic single straight guy?
Life after highschool has not been kind to her. She looked fatter than Luke Wilson's face in those AT&T commercials.
you said grace in the diner. 5am, drunk, grace. you thanked the man w the mushroom cut for the wonderful supply of screwdrivers
my grandma just put on bowling shoes, to play wii bowling.
I hope my theory books are in my locker, but if not, I guess I can always share with you.
Who said I want to share with you?
You've sucked my dick, I'm pretty sure you don't care if I look at your theory book.
It's like you don't even want to get drunk with me everyday, anymore.
I'm too hungover to be in a fucking cow suit right now
The guy that just projectile vomited over the balcony is now going down to find the pill he just puked up. He said he wasn't about to waste $15.
her dad gauges his nipple piercings.
Who doesnt want to be Yoda? I mean seriously, how sweet would that be? Live to 400, not give a shit about love and all that, know fucking mind tricks and smoke awesome swamp weed. I'm down.
After sending me a dick pic, he asked, "yay or nay?"
Unless he's under 18, in which case you put him back where you found him this instant.
I found one of those wine glass confetti bits in my ass crack.
just licked the cheese off a burger. that high.
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