I can't remember if we talked about feelings. Fuck you Miller High Life.
You said you wanted to go to louisiana and get arrested by Steven segal
I'm way too horny to be at work right now. I think it might be legally irresponsible to leave me alone with cucumbers.
Still borderline I believe. As bad as this sounds, I feel God owes me one here and should not let his grandmother die till after my birthday
Yeah kinda weird. My grandparents are here for dinner and I'm chilling on the couch close to tripping out on pain killers. My pap asked me how works going and I prettymuch drooled on myself as an answer.
I once puked on the side of the hwy driving home and it somehow made me feel more Canadian. So don't rule it out
I just rolled over in bed and felt a bump. Turns out it was a lil nug. Talk about being princess and the weed.
Just want to apologize again for asking to spot your form in the shower.
I know they deliver ice cream, but do you think I can ask the delivery guy to watch the rest of the movie with me too?
i just drunk stumbled into my home... to figure out that we moved 2 weeks ago..
I just left a 3 minute voicemail to the guy I want to fuck baby talking my cats and I don't know if I can delete it 😐
You told everyone to shut up then told the officer that you are 21 when you drink.
My vagina measures dicks. It's accurate to the half inch.
These business classes have improved my drug business ten fold
she compared me favorably to her vibrator
which one?
Randomize
